
HEAT WAVE IN NYC LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!! Well ... its not that hot. But 50 degrees is something when just a couple weeks ago I was freezing my you know whats off in 3 degree weather. This turn of events is okay by me.
With Spring around the corner, I want to talk about an amazing bargain play in the white wine world. To all you red wine drinkers out there who are not fans of white wine, you need to branch out. White wine is the real deal, Fo Shizzle. Some of the more memorable wines I have had in the past year have been white, and even some ROSE's (Row-zays). "Wait a second Andy ... do you mean to tell me that a Handsome Masculine Latin man like yourself drinks Rose? Sounds a bit..." DON'T SAY IT! And you better believe I do. Why? BECAUSE IT IS DELICIOUS!!!! I'm out and I'm proud, I drink Rose. :Exhale:
"Oh big burly hairy chest ... you feel so much lighter."
I am actually here to talk about Gruner Veltliner (Grew-ner Velt-Leener), an indigenous grape varietal to Austria. Yep, that Austria, the one that is the size of Maine and home to Hans and Frans. Following in Germany's foot steps, Austria is turning into a mecca for top notch white wines. They’re even adding their own grape to the mix, the fore mentioned Gruner Veltliner. It wasn't always this way though, they used to just plain suck at making wine for a while. Actually it wasn't until the early 1980's that they started to produce quality wine. That's right, while we were hanging with men from a land down under, Searching for the Lost Arc, and only a few years away from finding The Right Stuff, there was a major scandal happening in Austria that would change their wine scene ... FOREVER!
Wait a minute a Scandal? Yes
As Scandalous as Queen Latifah being nominated for an Academy Award? No Way, she’s a Hack.
Here are the 2 scoops. Two things happen after World War I for Austria. They lost some of their land (that sucks) and they were left in economic ruin. There was no longer enough finances to allow their wine industry to boom so it fell into making cheap, sweet wines that became the joke of the wine world. Think Boone Farms with an unpronounceable label. Even Bartles and James had a good laugh over Austrian wines. So basically some Austrian dudes, we will call them, Sigmund Freud and Amadeus Mozart, decide that they want to make some money in this depleted wine market.
So what did they do? They basically started blending their wines with Anti-Freeze. No joke here folks. Well not exactly anti-freeze but a chemical that is one of the major components of the stuff. Apparently it made the wines taste fuller and even sweeter. They were able to sell their Anti Freeze Wines for a higher price because they now mimicked higher quality wines. To make a long story short, lets just say Ziggy and the Moz man were caught. They were pretty lucky though, nobody died, but they basically killed what little demand Austrian wines had to begin with. This turned out to be a great thing for Austria. With no money to be made in the wine world, only passionate wine makers who did it for the love of it were still making wine. And in the span of approximately 25 years this new foundation of quality wine making has now made them a huge player in the wine world.
Gruner Veltliner is thus far Austria's greatest stamp on the wine world. Its bright, fresh and crisp; tasting of peaches, apples and stones. At times it has a hint of sparkle to it and a unique characteristic that is its trade mark, white pepper. When you swallow Gruner you get a little tingly light pepper thing that is awesome and makes an ideal pairing for sausages. Good thing Austria does that well. WeinerSnichel is the traditional food pairing for this wine. So if you have some time to pound out some veal, bread it, then pan fry it, go for it. Gruner is a very versatile wine. They do make some high end Gruner that can fetch a pretty penny, but where it realy shines is on the basic level. Usually coming in a 1 Liter bottle with a screw top or even a beer style "POP" top, you can easily find these wines for less than 15 bucks... perfect to bring to parties. Its a crowd pleaser.
Funky Fact:
For those of you who thought the Croissant came from France, you are wrong. It in fact is an Austrian creation. In the late 1600's the Turks occupied Austria believing it would act as a great staging point for taking over Europe. Well the resilient Austrians ousted them out of the country and in commemoration of their success the bakers of Vienna created the Croissant that was in the shape of the crescent moon on the Turkish banners. How you like them apples?